Brendan

Brendan
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Thursday, March 3, 2011

CHARLIE SHEEN!

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  1. he is such a rebel! wanna be blog firends

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  2. As said by the famous Charlie Sheen...

    "I wake up and I'm like, wow, I'm Charlie Sheen and you're not. #winning"

    "The name 'Two & a Half Men' came from the size of my junk. #dealwithit #winning"

    "Nice guys finish last, awesome guys finish on her face. #dealwithit #winning"

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  3. Here are some more quotes from Charlie Sheen...

    "Sometimes I like 'em from China, with a slanted vagina."

    "I don't normally tweet naked, but when I do, chances are I have a raging boner. #fattuesday #winning"

    ""I just wanna be friends" says the lady in pink, "ok ok" as I spike her drink."

    "If you never use a condom, never use your real name. #SheenFact"

    "I'm not big on sports but I'm big in my pants. #winning #fattuesday"

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  4. "I didn't catch her license plate number but her ass was a solid 8. #winning #dealwithit"

    "Mondays are a fat friend of the good weekdays. Good thing it's #bootyappreciationday or I'd sleep through it."

    "Allow your woman to be creative, there is more than 1 way to wash a dish. #manlawmonday"

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  5. shut up cambria this is a family website

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