MY DAY AT THE MATHER SCHOOL
yesterday i went to the Mather School in dorcester there were many kids there that i helped with art class it was an all around great day i cant wait till next wednesday
the kids told me many things. one little girl asked me to prom which i kindly refused, and another told me i looked like just beiber, it was then that i physically threw her out of the room
The Valentine's day present I got my girlfriend will really take her breath away. I've got the fat bitch a treadmill.
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend asked me to turn the dishwasher on tonight.. So I sent her some pictures of me with a hard on.
After an argument with my girlfriend last night, She has come up with the best Valentines Day present any man could ask for, Silence!
9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing,100 are getting head and you.. you're reading this. Hang in there buddy. #MoreHead
My buddy says he'll fuck anything that moves. I say, why limit yourself?
Anyone ELSE hate when everyone is showing off pictures of their girlfriends, then a picture of your right hand falls outa your wallet. :|
A good wingman will pull two chicks, one for him, one for you. A great wingman will chase them both off in the morning.
Being Valentines Day and all I thought I would give my girlfriend the best orgasm ever, but the ungrateful bitch spat it out.
Just saw this on a church sign, "laying on your back screaming OMG! isn't praying!"
Had my first 59 the other day. A blowjob from a girl in a wheelchair.